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diehardhammer 4:40 Mon Apr 20
Sly and 2 faced colleagues
Starting to notice more and more 1 certain colleague tries to get in little digs whenever he can in earshot of most people in the office

anyone else had this problem!?

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Hammer and Pickle 12:01 Tue Apr 21
Re: Sly and 2 faced colleagues
Perhaps he is a dove-tail joint specialist?

Ridikzappa 11:12 Tue Apr 21
Re: Sly and 2 faced colleagues
As a freelance mercenary currently tracking the movements of warlord Abdul-Latif Mdonkdongo in Somalia, i get on with all my fellow 'smiling guns' (colleagues) really well.

You have to as it literally is a matter of life and death.

*slaps magazine into rifle*

, 11:04 Tue Apr 21
Re: Sly and 2 faced colleagues
Was the eagle a carpenter?

greenie1 11:02 Tue Apr 21
Re: Sly and 2 faced colleagues
A few years back, due to the office bimbo and the owner of the company pissing about. I stood up and said "How can I saw like an eagle, when I work with a bunch of turkeys" A speechless look from the Director, but I felt better.

Irish Hammer 10:56 Tue Apr 21
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stomper 12:05 Tue Apr 21
Re: Sly and 2 faced colleagues


Victoria ?

Pub Bigot 12:25 Tue Apr 21
Re: Sly and 2 faced colleagues
I hate the term coworkers. Very American.


But in my team, the folk are good. I work with people I'm mates with outside of the office so I'm lucky. Boss is an absolute gem and I always found females in powerful positions more comfortable with themselves, so I enjoy the environment I work in.

Previous role, I had it out with the sly ones and management never pulled me up about it.

ManorParkHammer 12:10 Tue Apr 21
Re: Sly and 2 faced colleagues
Started work at 6 just finished now.

Nearly 17 hours of bollocks.

Fuck colleagues.

stomper 12:05 Tue Apr 21
Re: Sly and 2 faced colleagues
I worked with a Principal in the States who never failed to smile warmly and put her arm around you as she stabbed you in the back.

And she never failed to stab you in the back.

Hammer and Pickle 12:01 Tue Apr 21
Re: Sly and 2 faced colleagues
err.. uniform?

wtf?

joe royal 11:58 Mon Apr 20
Re: Sly and 2 faced colleagues
Lorry drivers bitch and moan non stop

He's got a better job/truck/hours/uniform etc then me

Gets very boring

Fivetide 7:23 Mon Apr 20
Re: Sly and 2 faced colleagues
I liked their first album, 'Sly and 2 Faced Colleagues Get Da Funk Out'. Classic old-school go-go.

bruuuno 7:22 Mon Apr 20
Re: Sly and 2 faced colleagues
I've worked in all sorts of environments and by far the most bitchy and petty where builders, like a load of old women

Sxboy_66 6:31 Mon Apr 20
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Cunt him firmly in the bastard. You'll only need to do it once.

, 6:28 Mon Apr 20
Re: Sly and 2 faced colleagues
In my early days I worked in a section of nine blokes. Two of them were the strong silent types. They never complained, were non judgemental and did not office gossip. After nearly a year I found out that these two were Masons and in the same Lodge as our overall governor. They played us all like violins.

Mr Polite 6:22 Mon Apr 20
Re: Sly and 2 faced colleagues
HAve you considered sticking a fork in his eye or following him home and making him watch as you sodomise his pets?

diehardhammer 6:20 Mon Apr 20
Re: Sly and 2 faced colleagues
Mr Polite 6:16 Mon Apr 20

im neither nice or horrible to him, just professional just still same shitty little remarks

Noah 6:20 Mon Apr 20
Re: Sly and 2 faced colleagues
ARRRGGGHHH!

Noah 6:20 Mon Apr 20
Re: Sly and 2 faced colleagues
What happened to The Family Stone?

IsaacHock 6:19 Mon Apr 20
Re: Sly and 2 faced colleagues
2 Faced Colleagues not a patch on The Family Stone, IMO

Mr Polite 6:16 Mon Apr 20
Re: Sly and 2 faced colleagues
I work in a 3 person office and I employed the 2 girls I work with and trust the pair of them.


People in the wider company less so, but nothing that bothers me. If it did i'd make sure I wasn't two faced by posting about them on an internet forum and actually confront them with my issue.

Pagey 6:12 Mon Apr 20
Re: Sly and 2 faced colleagues
I don't mind Sylvester Stallone but two faced people are cunts.

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